Jocko Homo

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Jocko Homo You're fighting Jocko Homo

You're walking all alone down the street in the alley when out of nowhere, a figure leaps in front of you and shouts "PEEK-A-BOO!"

You jump backwards in shock at the sight of a huge grinning monkey in a business suit, a red ziggurat-like hat perched on its head. As he jerks wildly back and forth, you recognize him as one of the Spirit of New Wave's strangest and most insidious creations: Jocko Homo.

He's got an urge, got a surge, and it's out of control. You got a gut feeling that it's a god-given fact that you can't go back. He owes you absolutely nothing -- time to fight punch your way to happiness.

Hit Message(s):

You are unexpectedly hit in the neck by falling space junk. Possibly a soviet sputnik.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

Eyes were made for lookin', fists were made for missin'.

He tries to whip you with his tail, but you give the past the slip.

He starts to bite you, but something about the way you taste makes him wanna clear his throat.

He recites a poem from ancient Rome, but it's not very interesting.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: secret tropical island volcano lair map (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: Jocko Homo's head (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: unusual disco ball (100% chance)*

Occurs at part of the Nemesis quest in any location (?).

References

  • "Jocko Homo" is the name of a Devo Song (the B side of their first single, "Mongoloid")
  • The hat is a Devo "Energy Dome" hat
  • "Eyes were made for lookin', fists were made for missin'" is a reference to the Devo song "Snowball" ("Eyes were made for looking', Hands were made for holdin', Hearts were made for lovin', Lips were made for kissin', ...")
  • "He tries to whip you with his tail, but you give the past the slip" is a reference to the Devo song "Whip It" ("give the past a slip")
  • "He starts to bite you, but something about the way you taste makes him wanna clear his throat" is a reference to the Devo song "Gut Feeling" ("Something about the way you taste makes me want to clear my throat")
  • "He recites a poem from ancient Rome" is a reference to the Devo song "Freedom of Choice" ("In ancient Rome there was a poem about a dog who found two bones")