Lesser Fruit Golem

It swings one banana arm at you and catches you square in the nipple. Ouch! Eek!

It hits you with an orange. Orange you glad he didn't use a banana? Ooh! Ow!

He garottes you with a grapevine. Now you're just about to lose your mind, honey honey, yeah. Ooh! Argh!

It swings one banana arm at you, but slips on a banana peel from a previously defeated golem.

He tries to bean you with an orange, but misses. Orange you glad he did?

He tries to garotte you with a grapevine, but you'd heard he would try that.

You acquire an item: grapefruit
You acquire an item: grapes
You acquire an item: lemon
You acquire an item: orange
You acquire an item: strawberry

You gain 3-5 $substat.

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Occurs in Fernswarthy's Tower.

References

• The grapevine garotte hit text is a reference to the song "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" which was originally written by Barrett Strong and Norman Whitfield, and has been performed by many artists, including Gladys Knight & The Pips and Marvin Gaye. Lyrics include "Oh I'm just about to lose my mind / Honey, honey, yeah".
• The miss text for the garotte is a reference either to that or the more general use of "the grapevine" to refer to hearsay as an information source.
• The orange hit text is a reference to a knock-knock joke in two parts: "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana isn't very funny. Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?"