Macho Man
| Macho Man | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1674 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel | spicy jerky stick |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Macho ManYou tap a bandana-clad man on the shoulder to ask him if you're in the right place for the contest, and he whirls around.
"Oh yeah, oh yeah this is the place the place to be yeah but you know you don't stand a chance oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah 'cause you cannot defeat me, not today, not tomorrow, not any day of the week because I am the cream, oh yeah, the cream of the cream of the cream oh yeah." he says, leaving you wondering if he ever stops to breathe.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls a meat snack stick out of his pocket and whips you in the shoulder with it.
He says "Macho madness is gonna run wild across your groin oh yeah." And it does, and it really hurts!
He says "The rules are meant to be broken, oh yeah, and so is your elbow." Then he breaks your elbow.
He says "I want you to freak out oh yeah." You don't freak out enough to satisfy him, so he clotheslines you.
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He pulls a meat snack stick out of his pocket and pauses to have a little snack.
He says "I want you to freak out oh yeah." You run around in circles making wah wah wah noises, and it seems to satisfy him.
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Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Strongest Adventurer contest).
References
- This adventurer is based off of the late profession wrestler "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
