Maximizing Your MP Regeneration

As outlined in Dressing For Success, here's how different player types can Maximize their MP Regeneration.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back Item	Shirt	Pants
sponge helmet 15-20 shapeless wide-brimmed hat 15-20 nurse's hat 10-15 plexiglass pith helmet 10-12 Mer-kin facecowl 8-12 jewel-eyed wizard hat level/2 + (1 to 3) double-ice cap 5-9 astral chapeau 3-5 Colander of Em-er'il 2-6 (Pastamancers only) sugar chapeau 3-5 yak toupee 3-4	paperclip cape 5-7 Misty Robe 2-4 Misty Cape 1-2	Snailmail hauberk 6-14 yak anorak 3-4	Jeans of Loathing 20-30 drafty drawers 15-20 square sponge pants 10-15 scale-mail underwear 8-12 spangly mariachi pants 5-10 Newman's Own Trousers 3-7 (Saucerors only) wumpus-hair loincloth 2-8
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
Staff of the Roaring Hearth 30-35 Bloodbath* 25-30 Staff of Simmering Hatred 20-30 Staff of the Deepest Freeze 20-30 The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 20-30 Uncle Hobo's highest bough 15-30 Staff of the Woodfire 5-15 velcro broadsword/velcro paddle ball 6-12 Staff of the Walk-In Freezer/Grand Flambé/Grease Trap/Kitchen Floor 8-10 White Dragon Fang 9 Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 7-8 Super-sweet boom box 5-10 frozen seal spine 5-10 (Seal Clubbers only) Spooky Putty snake/Staff of Queso Escusado 6-8 hairy staff* 5-7 Staff of the Black Kettle/Staff of the Soupbone 5-6 grass whistle 4-6 honey dipper 3-7	Uncle Hobo's highest bough 15-30 slime-covered lantern 10-15 Bag o' Tricks 10-12 velcro broadsword/velcro paddle ball 6-12 White Dragon Fang 9 Super-sweet boom box 5-10 frozen seal spine 5-10 (Seal Clubbers only) spaghetti-box banjo 5-10 (Pastamancers only) Loathing Legion defibrillator 5-6 Operation Patriot Shield 5-6 (Pastamancers & Saucerors only) grass whistle 4-6 honey dipper 3-7 Tuesday's ruby 3-7 (Tuesdays only) Whatsian Ionic Pliers 3-5	hardened slime belt* 10-30 malevolent medallion* 10-30 velcro boots* 12-24 rickety old unicycle* 10-25 fudgecycle* 10-20 Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental* 10-12 (Pastamancers only) Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob* 10-12 (Saucerors only) vampire pearl earring* 4-14 super-strong air freshener 5-10 streetfighting champion's belt* 6-8 Bling of the New Wave* 5-9 (Disco Bandits only) La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez* 5-9 (Accordion Thieves only) vampire pearl ring* 2-10 energy drink IV* 5-7	Disembodied Hand familiar with appropriate weapon equipped 2-30 origami "gentlemen's" magazine 7-15
Outfit	Effects and buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
Hodgman's Regal Frippery with Hodgman's cane or Hodgman's imaginary hamster 0-50 Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia 20-30 Cloaca-Cola Uniform/Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform 1-3	Antarctic Memories 40 Florid Cheeks 25-30 Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies 20-30 Black Tongue 20 (does not stack with Purple Tongue) Purple Tongue 20 (does not stack with Black Tongue) The Real Deal 20 Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake 20 Extra Terrestrial 10-20 Thinkin' Drunk 10-20 Fit To Be Tide 5-16 Fiery Heart charges/2 (up to 10 MP) (does not stack with other love songs) Mental A-cue-ity 10 Orchid Blood 5-10 Heart of Orange 5-6 In Tuna 3-5 Chlorophyll Flavor 1-3	Gaze of the Lightning God 4-5 Salamanderenity (only available during a Way of the Surprising Fist ascension) 3-4

Notes

• At and above level 18, the variable boost of a jewel-eyed wizard hat overtakes the 10-12 of the plexiglass pith helmet, and at level 32, it overtakes the shapeless wide-brimmed hat.
• The party hat is a slightly better choice than the yak toupee, but works only on the Festival of Jarlsberg.
• While Bad Moon effects are excluded from this project in general, none of the data in the table preclude the use of Hella Smart, a 10-turn effect which adds an additional 10-15 MP regeneration per turn.
• Blessing of Squirtlcthulli (+2 to 10) is excluded because it requires that the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin remain incomplete, and this series of articles assumes Ronin/Hardcore has been broken.
• Feelin' Philosophical (+8 to 10) is excluded because it is sourced from an adventure.
• Gaze of the Lightning God is an intrinsic effect caused by having the Juju Mojo Mask equipped after having used a spell in combat.

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