McMillicancuddy's Farm

In Frat Warrior Fatigues:

You can't fight through the hippies to get to McMillicancuddy's Farm.

Contains:

McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse

In no outfit:

Farmer McMillicancuddy

Ach, I canna waste time wit ye right nae. I need help from yon soldiers.

The Barn

Adventuring here in the War Hippy Fatigues gives three noncombats, which drive the ducks from The Barn and into another area of the farm.

? Each area will get a different kind of duck, but you can only drive ducks into three areas, so not all kind of ducks are obtainable in one ascension.

The Pond

Gets a ? duck, which drops a frozen feather.

The Back 40

Gets a scorched duck, which drops a flaming feather.

The Other Back 40

The Granary

Gets a rotund duck, which drops a ?

The Bog

Gets a ? duck, which drops a fetid feather.

The Family Plot

Gets a ? duck, which drops a frightful feather.

The Shady Thicket

Gets a mean drunk duck, which drops a bottle of vodka, a bottle of gin, a bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, boxed wine, bottle of whiskey

All areas also drop duct tape.