McMillicancuddy's Farm

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Description

McMillicancuddy's Farm is a sidequest in the Mysterious Island Quest. Farmer McMillicancuddy needs your help ridding his farm of a giant duck infestation. The farm can initially only be accessed while wearing the War Hippy Fatigues. It becomes available while wearing the Frat Warrior Fatigues after a sufficient number of Hippies have been killed.

Tasks

• Talk to Farmer McMillincancuddy in war fatigues and he will ask you to help eradicate the ducks invading his farm.
• Head over to The Barn to start fighting generic ducks.
• After a few ducks, you will find yourself cornered by ducks. Kind of. From here, you can...
  • Grab the pitchfork and wave it around. Some ducks will head to The Granary, where you can now adventure to fight rotund ducks.
  • Bang on the cowbell. Some ducks will head to The Bog, where you can now adventure to fight stench ducks.
  • Make a fence out of the barbed wire. Some ducks will head to The Pond, where you can now adventure to fight cold ducks.
• Keep adventuring in The Barn and you'll wind up cornered again. In this corner, you can...
  • Knock over the lantern. Some ducks will head to McMillicancuddy's Back 40, where you can now adventure to fight hot ducks.
  • Try to catch them in the beartrap. Some ducks will head to The McMillicancuddy Family Plot, where you can now adventure to fight spooky ducks.
• Keep adventuring in The Barn and you'll wind up cornered once again. From here, you can...
  • Grab the shotgun and start firing. Some ducks will head over to McMillicancuddy's Shady Thicket, where you can now adventure to fight drunken ducks.
  • Dump out the drum. Some ducks will head over to McMillicancuddy's Other Back 40, where you can now adventure to fight sleaze ducks.
• Note: As you can only send ducks to three different locations, you can't explore all of McMillicancuddy's Farm in one ascension.
• After being cornered for the third time, you will have cleared all of the ducks out of the barn.
• Next, go to the three areas the ducks have wandered to. After killing about ten ducks, an area will be cleared out.
• Once the farm is duck-free, go back to McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse and talk to him. He will thank you and help the army you finished the quest as.

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Trying to talk to Farmer McMillicancuddy without wearing soldier fatigues:

Ach, I canna waste time wit ye right nae. I need help from yon soldiers.

Talking to Farmer McMillicancuddy in war fatigues initially:

"Ach! Me farm, it's overrun! Dooks all over it!"

"Dooks?" you reply. "What are dooks?"

"Dooks! Dooks, ye stupid git! Great flappin' beasts, with webbed feet and bills! Dooks!"

"Ah, gotcha. I'll see what I can do."

Finishing in the War Hippy Fatigues:

"Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"

"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing soybeans, to help feed the hippy army?"

"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."

Finishing in the Frat Warrior Fatigues

Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"

"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing hops, to make better beer for the frat army?"

"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."

Notes

• If you complete this sidequest, you can adventure at the farm once the war is over to kill more ducks.

References

• Farmer McMillicancuddy's accent is a reference to the pilot in The Rundown, and specifically the conversation with The Rock about "The Boos on the Grind!"
• McMillicancuddy is a reference to McGillicuddy's, a brand of liquor.
• McMillicancuddy's speech about "dook's" is a reference to the movie Snatch, where Mickey O'Neil (Brad Pitt) asks Turk if he likes "Dag's"