Melodramedary

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Melodramedary
Mellow? Dramatic? Well, kind of in the middle? Let's just say 'seething'.

Has a bad attitude & is willing to share it with anyone

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Ability:

Throne/Bjorn: Gives all attributes +10, and on some turns deals 10-30 Sleaze Damage and delevels opponent by 8-12.

Hatchling: baby camelCalf

Familiar-Specific Equipment: dromedary drinking helmet

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+4 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
		Staggers*
*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

• After combat, healing:

  <Familiar name> kicks you in the <ankle>, in just the right place to be very effective chiropracty. If that's a word.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

• After combat, increasing spit:

  You hear a loud schlurrrrrk! noice, and turn to see <familiar name> sucking the liquid out of an <container> he found somewhere. (X% full)

• After combat, at full spit:

  <Familiar name> is starting to make audible sloshing noises as he walks around.

• After combat, giving stats:

  <Familiar name> smiles. You're glad to not know what it's thinking about.

  <Familiar name> smiles, in a very loose sense of the word "smile".

  <Familiar name> smiles at you. It isn't a cute smile. It's more of a "someone brought a camera to the mandatory office party" smile, crossed with a "I could stomp you into mulch and no one would ever find you" smile.

  <Familiar name> smiles a smile that communicates the opposite of every emotion you've ever seen anyone smile about.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  You hear a disgusting sound from above you and something nasty hits your opponent, dealing 10-30 damage.

Monster attack power reduced by 8-12

Monster defense reduced by 8-12

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  You hear a disgusting sound from behind you and something nasty hits your opponent, dealing 10-30 damage.

Monster attack power reduced by 8-12

Monster defense reduced by 8-12

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <Familiar name> winks at you from beneath his Tam O'Shanter. Unless that's a tic caused by repressed anger.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <Familiar name> gives your maypole a bored kick. So that's kind of like a dance.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

Notes

• Heals, increases spit and give stats after every combat.
• When giving spit, increases by 3-6%.
  • At maximum spit, grants the skills %fn, spit on me! and %fn, spit on them!.
• Possible containers include:
  • bag of prison wine
  • Big Glorp cup
  • bottle of Lushmills
  • bottle of Haterade
  • bottle of malt liquor
  • can of light beer
  • Chug-n-Slug
  • crystal champagne flute
  • IV drip
  • iron cauldron
  • Stanley Cup
  • tin bucket
  • wooden water barrel