Astronomer

He headbutts you with his pointy little head. No, his *other* pointy little head. Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Oof!

He shouts at you through the megaphone he's carrying. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Ouch!

He whips out a sextant and stabs you in the <groin> with it. Huh huh... sextant. Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Ooh!

He tries to headbutt you, but you spin around and butthead him.

He tries to shout at you through his megaphone, but you point out that it's probably a telescope.

He tries to poke you with a sextant, but you're not having any of that funny business.

You acquire 100% chance star charts

You gain 34 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.