Mer-kin teacher
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| Mer-kin teacher | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 838 |
| Locations | Mer-kin Elementary School |
| Hit Points | 700 |
| Attack | 600 |
| Defense | 700 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | mer-kin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, tail, torso |
| Drops | Mer-kin lipstick, Mer-kin bunwig, Mer-kin hallpass, Folder (catfish) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mer-kin teacherThis Mer-kin is in charge of training young acolytes in the cult of the Ancient Elder God of Hate. Not only is dark sarcasm encouraged in her classroom, it's actually a big part of the final exam.
Hit Message(s):
She says you can't have any pudding since you don't eat your meat, and then smacks you with a cane. Ow! Eek! Argh! Ooh! Ouch!
She pulls out a pretty hate machine and beats you with it. Aesthetics notwithstanding, it hurts. Oof! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Argh!
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 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin lipstick |
Occurs at Mer-kin Elementary School.
