Mer-kin teacher

Mer-kin teacher
Monster ID	838
Locations	Mer-kin Elementary School
Hit Points	700
Attack	600
Defense	700
Initiative	50
Meat	40-60
Phylum	mer-kin
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, tail, torso
Drops	Mer-kin lipstick, Mer-kin bunwig, Mer-kin hallpass, Folder (catfish)
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Mer-kin teacher

This Mer-kin is in charge of training young acolytes in the cult of the Ancient Elder God of Hate. Not only is dark sarcasm encouraged in her classroom, it's actually a big part of the final exam.

Hit Message(s):

She says you can't have any pudding since you don't eat your meat, and then smacks you with a cane. Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Argh!

She pulls out a pretty hate machine and beats you with it. Aesthetics notwithstanding, it hurts. Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Mer-kin lipstick

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Occurs at Mer-kin Elementary School.

References

• The description and combat messages contain references to Pink Floyd's song "Another Brick in the Wall".
• "Pretty Hate Machine" was the debut album of Trent Reznor's industrial rock act Nine Inch Nails.