<Name> summons up some piping-hot alfredo sauce, and pretends your opponent is named Alfredo, saucing it for X damage.
<Name> summons some piping-hot marinara, and adds some of your opponent's red sauce to it for X damage.
<Name> summons a muy picante batch of salsa, which hits your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons up some piping hot mustard, and your opponent is unable to cut it, taking X damage.
<Name> summons some hot Worcestershire sauce. Your opponent fails to pronounce it correctly and take dmg[sic] damage.
<Name> summons a spicy peanut sauce, buttering your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons some delicious hot fudge sauce, and packs it into your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a hot béarnaise sauce. Despite it not containing a mix of bears and mayonnaise, which would be awesome, it hits your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a chrome plate full of hot Hollandaise Sauce, basting your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a tidal wave of ice-cold cocktail sauce for X damage.
<Name> conjures up a gravy boat full of ice-cold gravy, then hits your opponent with it for X damage.
<Name> summons a wave of ice-cold barbecue sauce, hitting your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a frigid ketchup tornado, which hits it for X damage.
<Name> blasts it with some cold ceviche for X damage.
<Name> almost seems to relish summoning some cold relish, which hits it for X damage.
<Name> blasts it for X damage with cold gazpacho, like he's the gazpacho gestapo or something.
<Name> gives your opponent a cold shoulder (and everything else) with a blast of cold mustard, hitting for X damage.
<Name> blasts them with a vicious vichyssoise for X damage.
<Name> summons either a gazpacho or a vichyssoise--it's hard to tell at this scale--and hits your opponents with it for X damage.
<Name> summons a splash of vichyssoise and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. X of your opponent's hit points turn into mojo for you.
<Name> hits your opponent with a frozen chunk of béarnaise sauce for X damage. You ponder how awesome a sauce made out of bears and mayonnaise would be, and feel your mojo risin'.
<name> summons a red sauce with meatballs and gives some of the meat to you, you meathead.
<name> plumps up the meat you just got with gravy, making it bigger. Does that count as inflation?
<name> summons some Meat Alfredo sauce, strains out the meat, and gives it to you.
<Name> gives your meat a gravy injection. Uh, I mean that literally. Like, the meat you just got in battle, he put gravy in it so it would grow bigger. Just so we're clear on that.