7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
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He swings both picks at you, hitting you square in the... I can't say. It's too horrible. Eek! Oof!
He swings his pickaxe at your $part. Ow! Ooh!
He starts to pickaxe you, but you axe him not to.
He swings both picks at you but they clang together harmlessly above your head.
You gain 69 Meat.
You acquire an item: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
You acquire an item: chrome ore
You acquire an item: miner's pants
Found in Itznotyerzitz Mine.
References
The monster description is a play on the "George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine," more popularly known as the George Foreman Grill, named for -- and promoted with great success by -- Heavyweight Champion boxer George Foreman.
