7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
He swings his pickaxe at your <arm>. Ow! Ooh!
He swings both picks at you, hitting you square in the... I can't say. It's too horrible. Eek! Oof!
He smacks you right in the <arm> with his pickaxe. You feel your gorge rise. Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!
He presses your <arm> in his gorge Foreman grill. Smells delicious, but hurts something fierce. Argh! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ow!
He starts to pickaxe you, but you axe him not to.
He swings both picks at you but they clang together harmlessly above your head.
 | You acquire 3.2% chance 7-Foot Dwarven maddox |
 | You acquire 2.9% chance miner's helmets |
 | You acquire 3.1% chance pairs of miner's pants |
Occurs in Itznotyerzitz Mine.
References
The monster description is a play on the “George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine,” more popularly known as the George Foreman Grill, named for—and promoted with great success by—Heavyweight Champion boxer George Foreman.
