Monster Manuel (I)

There are 10 creatures filed under I.


		99999		Ice Cube The Ice Cube would need a highball glass 50 feet tall, and at least 70 gallons of whiskey poured over it. So, y'know, get on that. The Ice Cube, if melted, would fill a dozen olympic-sized swimming pools. The Ice Cube's chamber is magically maintained at a frosty 20 degrees Fahrenheit.
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		400		ice skate Skates are the only kind of fish that reproduce via screaming. Skates can see ultraviolet, but not regular violet. All skates are fluent in spoken Italian, they just cannot read it. Or speak.
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		165		Iiti Kitty Iiti Kitty was the star of a series of children's temple engravings, in which the loveably spooky feline got into all manner of adorable and wacky misadventures that have since been wildly misinterpreted by archaeologists. Ancient people considered cats to be holy representations of their goddess. The cats, naturally, made no attempt to dissuade them of that opinion. Iiti Kitty's favorite foods are apple pie, freshly-baked cookies, and the howling souls of the damned whose hearts have been weighed on the scales of Eternity and found wanting.
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		350		industrious construct The floors of El Vibrato settlements were revered for their cleanliness. Eating off of them was not only possible, but required. Each whirling brush on an El Vibrato floor-polishing construct is composed of a recursive fractal network of billions of smaller whirling brushes. That and sturdy camel hair. El Vibrato children would often dare one another to grab things from underneath an active floor-polishing construct. Then they would dare one another to have their hands surgically reattached.
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		350		industrious construct Industrious constructs have a rudimentary artificial intelligence to enable them to avoid stairs and getting stuck in a corner. The construct's whirling brush can remove even minute particles of dust and redistribute them evenly throughout the room, so it's never out of work! Industrious Construct is the name of my Daft Punk cover band.
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		21		infernal seal larva The life cycle of an infernal seal is as follows: Egg, Larva, Pup, Tween, Hellseal, Fertilizer. Seal larva will drink the blood of every animal except the boaraffe. We're not sure why. Maybe they're species-ist? Seal larva venom is a sought-after aphrodisiac in Distant Lands, much like every other weird part of a weird animal over there.
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		24		infernal seal spawn Most infernal seal spawn will not grow up to become adults. Did you ever see Battle Royale, or its newer iteration, The Hunger Games? It's basically like that. Hellseal spawn are considered a rare delicacy in the Frigid Northlands, because they are generally too risky to hunt compared to the amount of meat they have on them. They taste like a cross of beef and crocodile. It is considered good luck to be able to capture a seal spawn alive. By which I mean you being alive, not necessarily the seal.
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		58		inkubus The inkubus secretes his own ink, so he doesn't have to kill squirrels to make it. The inkubus can file his tail sharp and give people tattoos with it. Inkubi study penmanship a lot more than any other demon in Hey Deze. Which is to say, at all.
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		20		irate mariachi The irate mariachi used to be a pirate mariachi, but he lost his 'p' in a tragic orthographic accident. The irate mariachi is also skilled at giving tattoos with a guitar string. He doesn't sharpen the string end and dip it in ink, though - he just hits you in the face really hard with the whole guitar. The irate mariachi's hat houses an arsenal of deadly weapons, but still smells like sweaty head.
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		105		Irritating Series of Random Encounters Hershey's Kisses are not the worst random encounter out there. There are also creatures that summon more goddamn creatures, and guys with instant-death spells that force you to walk all the way back to town to resurrect your party. Nobody knows why those Hershey's Kisses keep attacking people. Maybe they're guarding the hive from vicious Cadbury Bunny attacks. Yes, Hershey's Kisses live in hives. Ever see the really big ones they sell around Valentine's Day? That's the queen.
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