Mr. Loathing
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| Mr. Loathing | |
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| Monster ID | 1677 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel | muscle oil |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Mr. LoathingYou approach a well-oiled bodybuilder type, as he seems like the kind of guy who would know where the Strongest Adventurer contest is being held. "Listen to me very carefully," he says. "I'm going to give you a series of beatings, and I want you to suffer from them immediately."
"That's a weird way to threaten somebody," you say.
"No problemo," he replies.
"What?"
"Then to hell with you!" he says.
"Oh... I think I get it. You don't actually speak English at all, do you?"
"You're fired," he says.
Hit Message(s):
He says "Ha ha. Crom laughs at your <solar plexus>." Then he punches it. Oof! Ow! Ow!
He says "Remember when I promised to punch your <elbow> last? I lied." Then he punches your <elbow>. Ouch! Ooh! Eek!
He says "To crush your <ear>, to see it driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of your <lower back>." as he punches both of those things. Oof! Ooh! Oof!
"You think this is the real Mr. Loathing?" he asks. "It is." Then he hits you in the foot. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!
He says "Ha ha. Crom laughs at your <head>." Then he punches it. Eek! Ouch! Ouch!
He pauses to flex and admire himself in front of a mirror.
He pauses to slather himself with oil.
He says "Your <kidney> has been erased."
"No it hasn't," you reply. "What are you even talking about?"
not known
- After battle:
| You gain ~76 <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Strongest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
Notes
- This is the final Strongest Adventurer.
References
- Many of his lines come from the Conan the Barbarian movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- The "series of beatings [...] suffer from them immediately" line alludes to a line (also by Schwarzenegger) from the film Kindergarten Cop.
- If "Mr. Loathing" is anything like Mr. Universe and Mr. Olympia (both won by Arnold multiple times), it's a bodybuilding championship title.
