Ms. Puck Man

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Familiar number: 197
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Ms. Puck Man
She eats and eats and eats and eats and eats and eats. That's pretty much it.

Prevents foes from attacking
Produces yellow pixels
Instantly devours foes when fed a power pill

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Ability:

Throne/Bjorn:

Hatchling: yellow puck with a bow on it

Familiar-Specific Equipment: blue pumps

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

  <Name> darts back and forth past your foe making weird blooping noises, confusing him.

  Your opponent seems puzzled by this weird yellow most-of-a-circle that's running around

  "Wakka wakka wakka wakka," <Name> says to your opponent, who doesn't seem to know what to make of this.

  Your opponent seems startled by the fact that you're accompanied by a creature that is a mouth and nothing else.

  <Name> grabs your opponent's pant legs, preventing <her> from attacking you.

• After Combat:

  <Name> acts out a little scene depicting how she met her boyfriend. It's refreshingly charming.

You gain X hit points.

You gain Y Mana Points.

• <Name> barfs some chewed-up dots into your mouth, like a mother bird feeding her young.

You gain X hit points.

You gain Y Mana Points.

• <Name> gives you a key, and sort of gestures to indicate you should eat it. Which seems weird, but you do it anyway. Turns out keys are quite tasty! (Don't eat keys, kids.)

You gain X hit points.

You gain Y Mana Points.

• <Name> gives you a really pointy kiss. Ow, but awwww.

You gain X hit points.

You gain Y Mana Points.

• <Name> eats your opponent -- except for the eyes, which start to float away. You catch them and eat them yourself, and they're quite satisfying.

You gain X hit points.

You gain Y Mana Points.

• <Name> eats your opponent, but saves you the eyes. The eyes are the best part.

You gain X hit points.

You gain Y Mana Points.

• You find a strange pill on the ground behind <Name>.

You acquire an item: power pill

• <Name> catches one of her poorly antialiased corners on the scenery, knocking loose a pixel.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> sneezes, and a pixel hits your shoe.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> rubs against your leg, shedding a stray pixel.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> coughs up a pixel.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> stumbles on a pothole, and a pixel goes flying.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• Sometimes, additionally, with blue pumps equipped:

  Wait -- make that two pixels.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> kicks a nearby banana, dislodging an extra yellow pixel.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> gives you an extra pixel. Nothing weird happens, no particular ceremony. She just gives it to you.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> spits her gum on the ground like an animal. Oh wait, that's just an extra pixel.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• Another pixel drops off of <Name>. Is she shedding her winter coat or something?

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• <Name> gives you another spare pixel she apparently doesn't think she needs.

You acquire an item: yellow pixel

• At the end of combat (after 256 combats, over multiple ascensions):

You hear a startling and unpleasant buzzing sound. You turn around to see <Name> staring worriedly at a weird object...

You acquire an item: kill screen

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

• With wax lips equipped:
  

History

• Until June 16th, 2015, this did not restore HP or MP, and didn't drop power pills.