Mutant saguaro

This looks like some kind of desert-based Ent, but it's actually just a saguaro that's been mutated from prolonged exposure to Grimacite radiation. Some sort of vaguely glowing venom seems to drip from its spines.

You know, I've always thought, "cacti are jerks, but at least they're not ambulatory. I mean, you have to fall on them to get hurt by them." Just goes to show that the universe hates me.

Encountered monster at The Inexplicable Door, 10-27-2008. Also found in Unexplored Ruins, 10-27-2008. Can inflict Really Quite Poisoned. Image file is http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/mutantcactus.gif Attack messages include: It picks up a prickly pear and lobs it at you, smacking you upside the head. Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

Fumble:

It wheels its arms around comically and falls heavily to the ground. See, that's why cacti shouldn't walk around.

It tries to spike you in the calf, but you dodge.

You acquire a witch hat. You acquire an invisible bag.