Mutant saguaro

This looks like some kind of desert-based Ent, but it's actually just a saguaro that's been mutated from prolonged exposure to Grimacite radiation. Some sort of vaguely glowing venom seems to drip from its spines.

You know, I've always thought, "cacti are jerks, but at least they're not ambulatory. I mean, you have to fall on them to get hurt by them." Just goes to show that the universe hates me.

Can inflict Really Quite Poisoned. Image file is http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/mutantcactus.gif Attack messages include: It picks up a prickly pear and lobs it at you, smacking you upside the head. Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

It spikes you in the solar plexus. You feel vaguely like the punch at a prom.

Fumble:

It wheels its arms around comically and falls heavily to the ground. See, that's why cacti shouldn't walk around.

It tries to spike you in the calf, but you dodge. It scratches you with its quills, but it manages to hit a spot that had been itching all day. Aaaahhh. It lobs a prickly pear at you, but throws short. It should have picked a peppier prickly pear.

You acquire a witch hat. You acquire an invisible bag.