Azazel's Temple
| Azazel's Temple | |
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| Location | Pandamonium |
| Unlocks | |
| Recom Stat | 0 |
| Combat % | 60 |
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| Terrain | unknown |
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Azazel's Temple is located in Pandamonium
- If you visit before you have obtained Azazel's items:
You walk up to Azazel's temple. Azazel hovers over a giant obsidian throne, a blur of swirling and flickering glaring eyes and sharp, sharp teeth.
"I heard that you might have recovered the talismans of my evil power," he says, his voice rumbling and whispering like a stampede of librarians. "Show me what you've got."
You do a few funky dance moves, then realize that's not what he was talking about.
"Fool!" Azazel screams. "Your quest is not yet complete. Get out of here before I use your entrails for garland on my Crimbo tree, and your skin for a throw rug."
You scurry out of the throne room while your insides are still in and your outsides are still out.
- If you visit after you have obtained your Organ of Steel:
"You creep back into Azazel's temple. To your surprise, the obsidian throne is empty. You hear a girlish giggle coming from behind the throne, and sneak back to investigate.
You see Azazel with the tutu somehow hovering around his dimensional-rift body, with the sucker stuck in one of his many fanged maws, levitating the unicorn in the air to make it dance. "Dum de dum dum, I'm a pretty pony, tee hee he!" he laughs. Then he spots you.
"Uh. I was just. . . " you say.
"FOOL!" Azazel shrieks. "You have interrupted a most dire and unspeakable ritual! Get out of here before I give you the gift of hindsight by twisting your head around 180 degrees!"
You decide to watch your ass metaphorically by running away before you're forced to do it literally."
