Ninja pirate zombie robot

Template:Itemheader What could be a better bodyguard than something that's utterly confused about its own identity? Okay, don't answer that. Still, it'll serve you faithfully as long as you don't run out of ricerumbrainsoil.

Type: familiar
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded.

Notes

• This familiar can be created by players, however (according to Jick) it is "really difficult" to construct.
• Obtained by using a ninja pirate zombie robot head while having a clockwork spine, a cheap toaster, four pine tars, eight skeleton bones, a set of clockwork claws, the chest of the Bonerdagon, two spiked femurs, two disembodied brains, two clockwork sheets, one set of frigid ninja stars, one set of teeny-tiny ninja stars, a star throwing star, an icy-hot katana and a blundarrrbus in your inventory.
• Becomes a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
• Four ninja pirate zombie robots were given to balam (#31632), TedPro (#28312), Nytmare (#56672) and Vida Londres (#9035) to thank them for their work in running the LARP at KoLCon 2.
• For a few days after the original four were gifted, many users fought for their right to post legitimate spoiler information to the wiki, against those who wished it to remain secret. You can guess which group prevailed.

When Used

You put the ninja pirate zombie robot in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

You put the ninja pirate zombie robot in your Terrarium, where it stealthily pillages your other familiars' brains to power its fuel cells. No, not really.

References

• This familiar is named after the NinjaPirateZombieRobot Clan.