Ninja pirate zombie robot

Template:Itemheader What could be a better bodyguard than something that's utterly confused about its own identity? Okay, don't answer that. Still, it'll serve you faithfully as long as you don't run out of ricerumbrainsoil.

Type: familiar
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded.

Notes

• This familiar can be created by players, however (according to Jick) it is "really difficult" to construct.
• Obtained by using a ninja pirate zombie robot head while having a clockwork spine, a cheap toaster, four pine tars, eight skeleton bones, a set of clockwork claws, the chest of the Bonerdagon, two spiked femurs, two disembodied brains, two clockwork sheets, one set of frigid ninja stars, one set of teeny-tiny ninja stars, a star throwing star, an icy-hot katana and a blundarrrbus in your inventory.
• Becomes a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
• Four ninja pirate zombie robots were given to balam (#31632), TedPro (#28312), Nytmare (#56672) and Vida Londres (#9035) to thank them for their work in running the LARP at KoLCon 2.

When Used

You put the ninja pirate zombie robot in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

You put the ninja pirate zombie robot in your Terrarium, where it stealthily pillages your other familiars' brains to power its fuel cells. No, not really.

References

• This familiar is named after the Ninjapiratezombierobot clan.