Octopus gardener

You're fighting an octopus gardener

   This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.

crit? It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical.

miss It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe. It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge. It tries to aerate you, but you decline. It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.