Office-supply crossbow
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office-supply crossbow
This is a crossbow made primarily out of binder clips and rubberbands -- it can fire a pencil into a coworker's eye faster than you can say "Henderson, stop screwing around and finish those TPS reports!"
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed crossbow)
Damage: 5 - 10
Moxie Required: 10
Selling Price: 99 Meat.Moxie +3
Ranged Damage +3
(In-game plural: office-supply crossbows)
Recipe
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stolen office supplies | stolen office supplies |
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office-supply crossbow | |
Messages
You fire a thumbtack at <it>, taxing <it> for X damage. WHAMMO! BARF! WHAM!
You fire a paperclip at <it>, clipping <it> for X damage. BOOF! SMACK! SMACK!
You fire a pencil from your office-supply crossbow, pumping <it> full of lead (well, okay, graphite) for X damage. BARF! SOCKO! POW!
You fire a pen at <it>, doing X damage. Yeah, take that, sword! WHACK! BAM! SOCKO!
References
- 'TPS Reports' is likely a reference to the movie Office Space
- "You fire a pen at <it>, doing X damage. Yeah, take that, sword!" is a reference to the saying "the pen is mightier than the sword".
See Also
Collection
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- 🥈: AlecGW (#990808) - 2,637
- 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 1,626
- #4: LAMPayatot (#1890248) - 1,091
- #5: monarch310 (#2310884) - 702
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- #8: Raullen (#289100) - 213
- #9: snorful (#1892123) - 200
- #10: JudySeagram (#387351) - 105
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