Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)

You're fighting an Orcish Frat Boy This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).

He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.

You failed to hit the monster.

He hits you in the ear with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Argh!

You failed to hit the monster.

He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.

You failed to hit the monster.

He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Argh!

You hit for 46 damage. BOOF! KERBLAM! BONK!

You win the fight!

You acquire an item: ice-cold beer
You acquire an item: bottle of vodka
You acquire an item: homoerotic frat-paddle

You gain 36 Meat.

You gain 3 Muscleboundness.
You gain 3 Enchantedness.
You gain 2 Chutzpah.