Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
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| Orcish Frat Boy | |
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| Monster ID | 64 |
| Locations | Orcish Frat House |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 41 |
| Defense | 36 |
| No-Hit | 51 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | orc |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | bottle of vodka, deodorant, frilly skirt, Orcish frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz |
| Bounty | empty aftershave bottle |
| Pickpocket | packet of beer nuts |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Orcish Frat BoyThis is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).
Hit Message(s):
He hits you in the ear with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Ow!
He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Ugh! Argh! Eek! Ow!
He pulls out a bra and says, "hey, bra, put on this bra, bra." It's not the right size and the underwire pinches. Eek! Eek! Ow! (sleaze damage)
He hands you a feather duster and tells you to clean up the frathouse. After that little dust-up, you feel pretty sore. Ugh! Ouch! Eek! (sleaze damage)
He swings his frat-paddle and connects solidly with your skull. Oddly enough, a paddle is really just a big, blunt instrument when it's hitting somewhere other than your arse.Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)
He quickly whips off his french maid outfit and puts it on you. A gang of frat boys surrounds you and paddles you until they lose interest. Oof! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)
He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.
He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.
He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."
He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.
He spins around, ready to assault you with his feather duster, but trips over his high heels and falls flat on his face. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24−39 Meat (average: 30.3, stdev: 3.0)* |
 | You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (20.2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: homoerotic frat-paddle (6.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: deodorant (5.5% chance)* |
| You gain 2-3 <substat>. |
Occurs at Orcish Frat House.
References
- "When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for the household cleaner, Pledge dusting spray.
