Pencil golem
It pummels you, sobbing "I always wanted to be the number 1 pencil. But no..." Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!
He stabs you in the foot. If pencils had lead in them, you'd get lead poisoning. As it is, it's only graphite poisoning. Ow! Eek! Argh!
It blows a bunch of pencil shavings in your face. It tastes kind of like breakfast cereal, and really stings when it gets in your eyes.Ouch! Ugh!
It pencils itself a memo about kicking your ass, then kicks your ass. Handy!Ugh! Ugh!
It pokes you right in the <calf>. Thankfully, it's a number 3 pencil, and the lead is nice and soft.
It tries to fill you out like a multiple-choice test, but you get the lead out and dodge.
It pencils itself a memo about kicking your ass, but you tip it over and it erases its memo.
It blows a bunch of pencil shavings in your face, but you close your eyes before they can get encrusted.
Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.
