Personal massager

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personal massager

This little nubby thing is for working out the kinks in your neck, back, and shoulders. Don't even think of using it for any other kinks, you kinky so-and-so - it's not that kind of game.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item

(In-game plural: personal massagers)

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Item number: 3279
Description ID: 912129024
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When Used

• From inventory:

You don't really need a massage right now, as your neck and back aren't feeling particularly kinky.

• From inventory, with Beaten Up effect:

You turn on the personal massager and work some of the kinks out of your neck and your back. Before you can use it to massage anything else, though, the batteries run out. Oh well. It felt good while it lasted.

You gain 10 hit points.

• After losing to a monster, when Personal massager is in inventory:

[[useitem| text=You pull out your personal massager and use it to work the kinks out of your neck and your back. You stop there, though, as nothing below that point is feeling particularly kinky. Unfortunately, it looks like the batteries in the thing were only good for that one use.|

effect=

You gain 10 hit points.

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type=combat}}

Notes

• Obtained by summoning a "Tasteful" gifts.
• When in inventory, will immediately cure Beaten Up and heal a small number of hit points if you lose a battle.