Ping-Pong-Playing Trainbot

Ping-Pong-Playing Trainbot
Monster ID	2256
Locations	Crimbo Train (Caboose)
Hit Points	Scales
Attack	Scales
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	camera, chassis, net, paddle
Drops	pile of Trainbot parts, ping-pong ball, portable ping-pong table
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Ping-Pong-Playing Trainbot

This robot is programmed to play ping pong against the Crimbo Train's passengers, using the PPP (Ping Pong Playing) protocol. Unfortunately, with no passengers to play ping pong against, its dormant circuitry has reverted to a previous version of the PPP protocol, Pernicious Projectile Punishment.

Hit Message(s):

A hatch opens in the side of it, ejecting a ping pong ball at high speed into your <shins>. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh!

It swats you in the skull with a ping pong paddle, skipping the whole ball part of the sport entirely. Eek! Ow! Ouch!

One of its servomechanical hands whips a ping pong ball at you, hitting you right in the groin. Eek! Argh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

A hatch opens in the side of it, ejecting a ping pong ball at high speed into your shoulder. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Argh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

A hatch opens in the top of it, ejecting a ping pong ball at high speed into the ceiling of the caboose.

It tries to hit a ping pong ball at you, but misses because of the latency. The latency with the ping, I mean.

It whips a ping pong ball at your <shins>, but you quickly move your <shins> out of the way.

Fumble Message:

A hatch opens in the top of it, ejecting a ping pong ball at high speed into the ceiling of the caboose. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: pile of Trainbot parts (% chance)*

You acquire an item: ping-pong ball (% chance)*

You acquire an item: portable ping-pong table (% chance)*

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Occurs at Crimbo Train (Caboose).