Plexiglass pith helmet

plexiglass pith helmet

This helmet is the clearest of the clear, the strangest of the strange. Forged beneath the misty mountains by 7-foot dwarves (or possibly forged in a nice house in the suburbs by slightly taller-than-average accountants), it is shiny, indestructible, and undeniably badass. Wear this and you're bound to be full of pith. Vinegar is optional.

Type: hat
Power: 180
Moxie Required: 75
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded

Enchantment:
+5 to Familiar Weight
Regenerate 4-8 HP and 4-8 MP per adventure
Muscle +30%

Notes

This is the reward for ascending hardcore oxygenarian as a turtle tamer.

References

• The item description semi-quotes the song "Queer", by Garbage: "The queerest of the queer/The strangest of the strange..."
• The Misty Mountains is a reference to the Lord of the Rings books by J.R.R Tolkien.

See Also

• Familiar Weight
• HP Restorers
• MP Restorers
• Muscle Increasers

Ascension Rewards

Gemstones: pork elf goodies sack (baconstone - hamethyst - porquoise) Paths: Retenez L'Herbe Paté - bottle of single-barrel whiskey - Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air Challenge Paths (any time): Thwaitgold statuette - note from Clancy - dice gear - Garland of Greatness - ring - Manual of Lock Picking - ert grey goo ring - quantum of familiar - The Big Book of Every Skill - residual chitin paste Challenge Paths (in-season only): bottled day - beautiful rainbow - picky tweezers - still-beating spleen - bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ - adventurer bobblehead - License To Kill - perfectly fair coin - Booke of Vampyric Knowledge - The Imploded World - red coin Other: disassembled clover (formerly) - big rock

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