Pocket Crumbs

Pocket Crumbs

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 0

Source:	Pantsgiving
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Staggers and delevels opponent
When Used:

You grab some crumbs from the pocket of your Pantsgiving and hurl them into your foe's eyes, shouting "POCKET CRUMBS." He stops to rub his eyes.

Monster attack power reduced by 10-15%

Monster defense reduced by 10-15%

Additionally, up to 10 times per day:

Oh hey, there was something else in your pocket next to the crumbs!

You acquire... something.

Notes

Item	Quality	Adventures	Notes
can of sardines	awesome	3-4
cold mashed potatoes	awesome	4-5	Also a combat item
deviled egg	epic	5-6
dinner roll	awesome	4-5	Also a combat item
high-calorie sugar substitute	awesome	3-4
pat of butter	awesome	3-4
whole turkey leg	awesome	4-5	Also a combat item

Item	Effect	Duration	Notes
dented spoon	There Is A Spoon	20	Mysticality +20
finger exerciser	Strong Grip	20	Muscle +20
nail file	Extra-Sharp Weapon	20	Weapon Damage +30%
old candy wrapper	Litterbug	5	+25 to Monster Level
old love note	Memories of Puppy Love	20	Moxie +20
post-holiday sale coupon	Black Day	1	Get any one item from any store for 10% less Meat

Item	Notes
dry cleaning receipt	Allows you to claim a sock accessory
gym membership card	Gives 30 of each substat
old school beer pull tab	Multi-round combat item
pocket lint (blue)	All 4 lints combine into bowl of petunias
pocket lint (green)	All 4 lints combine into bowl of petunias
pocket lint (orange)	All 4 lints combine into bowl of petunias
pocket lint (white)	All 4 lints combine into bowl of petunias