Professor Jacking
| Professor Jacking | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 939 |
| Locations | Professor Jacking's laboratory |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 85 |
| Defense | 85 |
| Initiative | 85 |
| Meat | 160-240 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Professor JackingYour way into Professor Jacking's lair is blocked, unsurprisingly, by Professor Jacking himself. He's a tall, skinny fellow wrapped in a filthy overcoat that appears to be patched together out of other garments. He squints at you through a pair of thick-framed glasses, then bares his gold-fronted teeth and snarls.
"Y-y-you'll never beat me. N-n-n-never. . . beat . . . me," he says. "You sh-sh-should, should, t-turn back around. Backaround never beat you should n-n-n-n-never ever!"
His speech patterns are hard to parse; he sounds like his voice is a recording that he's constantly rewinding, fast-forwarding, backing up, and chopping various bits together.
"Y-you knowyoucan't step, step, step to this!" he shouts. "S. . .t . . . e. . .p . . . steptothis!"
You realize you're going to have to beat the crap out of him. Not just to get into his lair and search for the Beat, but to get him to shut the hell up.
Hit Message(s):
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He tries to remix you, but you won't clear your samples.
He tries to pump up the bass, but his woofers won't woof.
He tries to beat you up, but drops the beat.
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