Pygmy janitor
| Pygmy janitor | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1427 |
| Locations | The Hidden Apartment Building, The Hidden Bowling Alley, The Hidden Hospital, The Hidden Office Building, The Hidden Park |
| Hit Points | 155 |
| Attack | 142 |
| Defense | 150 |
| Initiative | 10 |
| Meat | 72-108 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | all-purpose cleaner, book of matches, jungle floor wax, short-handled mop |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a pygmy janitorWhen you live in an ancient ruin in the middle of the jungle, your biggest problem is keeping things clean. (Okay, the second-biggest problem, after "being eaten by wild animals".) Which explains why the pygmy janitors are among the most highly-respected members of the tribe. I mean, you've gotta give some props to the guy whose job it is to clean and polish a dirt floor. How does he even know when to stop?
Hit Message(s):
He mops the floor with you. The worst part is he keeps sticking your head in that filthy mop bucket. Argh! Ooh! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! (stench damage)
He pulls out a huge wad of used chewing gum and hucks it at you. Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He hits you with a push broom, sweeping you off your feet. Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ugh!
He sprays a mixture of alcohol and vinegar onto your glasses to clean them, realizing too late that you're not wearing any glasses. It burns! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch!
He sprinkles sawdust on a mysterious puddle a few feet away. A sudden gust of wind blows wood chips into your eyes. Ouch! Oof! Argh! Argh! Oof! Ooh! Eek!
He slices you with the razor he uses to remove gum from under the tables. It's not the sharpest razor, but that just makes it worse. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ouch!
He poleaxes you with his mop, and once you're down uses the push broom to sweep you under the wheels of his cleaning cart, which he then rolls over you. Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ow! Ooh!
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He can't decide whether he should use the wet mop, the dry mop, or the push broom on you, so you avoid getting hurt this round. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 72-108 Meat (average: 90, stdev: 7.75)* |
| You gain 38 <substat>. |
Occurs in Ruins.
