Radiator
| Radiator | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1626 |
| Locations | The Roman Forum |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5, min 10 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5, min 10 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, body, head, leg |
| Drops | salt wages, radiator heater shield |
| Manuel | totally sweet mohawk helmet |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Garrulous Primus the RadiatorNo, no, you're pronouncing it wrong--this isn't a guy who produces heat or something. It's a short 'a', like the one in 'cat.' He's rad, y'know? Like, totally cool, in a late 80's kind of way, from his neon shirt to his giant harem pants.
Hit Message(s):
He says, "bodacious obsequiousness!" and punches you when you look nonplussed. Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
He pulls out a pipe that is tubular, covered with bumps that are gnarly. Then he uses it to give you a totally bodacious and heinous beatdown, which is far from awesome. Irony! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Oof!
He says that you're a totally bad dude, and hits you with his trident. Argh! Oof! Oof!
He says, "tubular!" and hits you with his tubular spear. You hear tubular bells ringing in your ears. Ugh! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Eek!
He says, "Reaganomics!" and hits you with his tubular spear. Ow! Ugh! Eek!
He gives you a beatdown that is totally radical. Oof! Ugh! Ow!
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He says, "cowabunga!" You're nonplussed.
He pulls out a pipe that is tubular, covered with bumps that are gnarly, and swings it at you. When he misses, you say, "that was a bad attempt, man." He smiles and thanks you.
He tries to beat you down in a radical way, but you point out that it's far from radical to hurt others.
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 | You gain some Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: salt wages (unknown chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: radiator heater shield (unknown chance)* |
