Reassembly Station
At the Reassembly Station you can spend Energy to improve your CPU, or Scrap to build new attachments.
CPU Upgrades
Name
|
Effect
|
Energy Cost
|
Message
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Leverage Coprocessing
|
+15 Muscle
|
30
|
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Dynamic Arcane Flux Modeling
|
+15 Mysticality
|
30
|
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Upgraded Fashion Sensor
|
+15 Moxie
|
30
|
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Financial Neural Net
|
+20% Meat Drops
|
30
|
|
Spatial Compression Functions
|
+30 Maximum HP
|
40
|
|
Self-Repair Routines
|
Regenerate +10 HP per Adventure
|
40
|
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Weather Control Algorithms
|
+2 Resistance to all elements
|
40
|
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Improved Optical Processing
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+20% Item Drops
|
40
|
|
Topology Grid
|
Allows you to equip shirts
|
50
|
|
Overclocking
|
Gain 1 Energy per fight
|
50
|
Your CPU redirects some waste heat back into your battery.
 | You gain 1 Energy. |
|
Biomass Processing Function
|
Allows use of potions
|
50
|
|
Holographic Deflector Projection
|
+30 Maximum HP
|
50
|
|
Top Attachment
Name
|
Effect
|
Scrap Cost
|
Image
|
Message
|
Pea Shooter
|
Deal 20 Damage + 10% of your Moxie
|
5
|
|
You shoot a pea-sized projectile at his <giblets>, dealing X damage.
|
Bird Cage
|
Allows the use of a familiar
|
5
|
|
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Solar Panel
|
Gain 1 Energy after each fight
|
5
|
|
Your solar array discharges some energy into your internal battery.
 | You gain 1 Energy. |
|
Mannequin Head
|
Allows you to equip a hat
|
15
|
|
|
Meat Radar
|
+50% Meat Drops from Monsters
|
30
|
|
|
Junk Cannon
|
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Moxie in damage
|
30
|
|
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Tesla Blaster
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Moxie[sic] in damage
|
30
|
|
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Snow Blower
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Muscle in Cold damage
|
40
|
|
|
Left Arm
Name
|
Effect
|
Scrap Cost
|
Image
|
Message
|
Pound-O-Tron
|
Deal 20 Damage + 10% of your Muscle
|
5
|
|
You swing your Pound-O-Tron in a wild circle, eventually connecting with your foe's <giblets> and dealing X damage.
|
Reflective Shard
|
+3 Resistance to All Elements
|
5
|
|
|
Metal Detector
|
+30% Item Drops from Monsters
|
5
|
|
|
Vice Grips
|
Allows you to equip a weapon
|
15
|
|
|
Sniper Rifle
|
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Mysticality in damage
|
30
|
|
|
Junk Mace
|
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Muscle in damage
|
30
|
|
|
Camouflage Curtain
|
Monsters will be significantly less attracted to you
|
30
|
|
|
Grease Gun
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Moxie in Sleaze damage
|
40
|
|
|
Right Arm
Name
|
Effect
|
Scrap Cost
|
Image
|
Message
|
Slab-O-Matic
|
+30 Maximum HP
|
5
|
|
|
Junk Shield
|
+10 Damage Reduction +10 Damage Absorption
|
5
|
|
|
Horseshoe Magnet
|
Gain 1 Scrap after each fight
|
5
|
|
You collect the bits of metal that are stuck to your horseshoe magnet.
 | You gain 1 scrap |
|
Omni-Claw
|
Allows you to equip an offhand item
|
15
|
|
|
Mammal Prod
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Mysticality in damage
|
30
|
|
|
Solenoid Piston
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Muscle in damage
|
30
|
|
|
Blaring Speaker
|
+30 to Monster Level
|
30
|
|
|
Surplus Flamethrower
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Mysticality in Hot damage
|
40
|
|
|
Propulsion System
Name
|
Effect
|
Scrap Cost
|
Image
|
Message
|
Bald Tires
|
+10 Maximum HP
|
5
|
|
|
Rocket Crotch
|
Deal 20 Hot Damage + 10% of your Mysticality
|
5
|
|
|
Motorcycle Wheel
|
+30% Combat Initiative
|
5
|
|
|
Robo-Legs
|
Allows you to equip pants
|
15
|
|
|
Magno-Lev
|
+30% Item Drops from Monsters
|
30
|
|
|
Tank Treads
|
+50 Maximum HP +10 Damage Reduction
|
30
|
|
|
Snowplow
|
Gain 1 Scrap after each fight
|
30
|
|
You scrape some detritus off of your plow blade.
 | You gain 1 scrap |
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