Revolting bugbear

The bugbear swipes at your shoulder with mud-encrusted claws. At least, you hope it's mud. Ugh! Ugh!

You catch a whiff of the bugbear's breath. Your stomach does a little dance-dance of revulsion. Ow! Ooh!

The bugbear catches a whiff of itself and blacks out for a moment.

The bugbear shows you a picture of Mairman Chow, the leader of The Bugbear Revolution. You tell him he'll never make it with anyone if he keeps whipping that out.

You gain 3-6 <substat>.

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Occurs in The Bugbear Pens, pre-Felonia.

References

• The adventure text refers to dialogue from the movie History of the World, Part I:

Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.

King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!

• "Dance-dance of revulsion" refers to the arcade game, Dance Dance Revolution.

• One of the attack texts refers to the Beatles song "Revolution 1": "If you go showing me pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow".