Robortender

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Robortender
Robot bartender mixes cocktails, starts fights. What more do you need?

Improves meat drops, grants PvP fights, discovers new cocktail ingredients... and more?

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Ability: Drops cocktail ingredients that make drinks, drinks the drinks it makes for bonuses, Leprechaun that grants PvP fights

Throne/Bjorn: +20% Meat from Monsters, attacks enemies

Hatchling: unpowered Robortender

Familiar-Specific Equipment: toggle switch (Bartend), toggle switch (Bounce)

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• After Combat, granting meat:

  <name> berates your fallen adversary for not tipping, and checks their pockets.

  <name> fishes some meat out of your foe's pockets, and puts it in his tip jar.

  <name> polishes a glass while winking at you.

  <name> winks at you with a click like a camera shutter.

• After Combat, granting PvP Fights:

  <name> teaches you some old bouncer tricks that might come in handy in PvP.

• After Combat, giving drinks:

  • "Allow Me To Recommend A Local Specialty," <name> says, and hands you a <something>.

    "Fighting Works Up A Real Thirst," <name> comments, and hands you a <something>.

    "Freshen Your Drink, Sir or Madam?" <name> queries, handing you a <something>.

    "Have One For The Road," <name> suggests, and gives you a <something>.

    "I Hope I Am Not Enabling Any Addictions You Might Have," <name> says as it gives you a <something>.

    "It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere," <name> says as it hands you a<something>.

    "Perhaps You Would Enjoy A Drink Relevant To The Current Circumstances," <name> says, and gives you a <something>.

    "This Reminds Me Of A Classic Recipe," <name> says as it gives you a <something>.

    "Why Not Celebrate The Occasion With A Drink?" <name> says, offering you a <something>.

    "Why Not Try A Popular Local Recipe?" <name> says as it hands you a <something>.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• After combat, giving mixers:

  • <name> practices a complex cocktail juggling move. You catch a <something> as it whizzes past your face.

    <name> gives you a thumbs-up with a special thumb attachment it has for the purpose, and tosses you a <something>.

    "Have One On The House," <name> says, handing you a glass. Which is empty except for a <something>.

    "Please Enjoy A Complimentary Snack," <name> says, handing you a <something>.

    "How About This Weather We're Having, Eh?" <name> says, handing you a <something> for some reason.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• During combat, after drinking great old fashioned or R'lyeh:

  • <name> shows your opponent a 6000-meat bar tab, causing X%^[sic] points of shock and alarm.

    <name> startles your opponent with a novelty skull-shaped tiki glass, causing X%^[sic] damage.

• After combat, after drinking eighth plague or literal grasshopper

  • <name> wipes your brow with a bar towel and gives your shoulders a quick rub before sending you back into the ring.

    <name> mixes you up a quick protein shake.

You gain X Strengthliness.

• After combat, after drinking soilzerac or dirt julep

  • <name> gives you some sage advice. Or rather bartender advice, which is pretty similar.

    <name> offers you some homespun wisdom gleaned from years of bartending. It's pretty good.

You gain X Wizardliness.

• After combat, after drinking shroomtini or moreltini:

  • <name> teaches you some smooth pick-up lines.

    <name> tells you a joke, which is too dirty to relate here but it's really funny, trust me.

You gain X Roguishness.

• After combat, after drinking morning dew or hell in a bucket

  • <name> passes you a glass of soda water. "It Is Important To Stay Hydrated."

You gain X Mana Points.

• After combat, after drinking extremely slippery nipple or Mysterious Island iced tea:

  • <name> passes you a free shot of something green, which turns out to be aloe. Blech. But also ahhh.

    <name> passes you a shot glass full of bandaids.

    <name> pours you a shot of red potion.

You gain X hit points.

• After combat, after drinking whiskey squeeze or Newark

"I Believe You Dropped This, Sir/Madam," <name>, handing you something.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• After combat, after drinking mentholated wine or Feliz Navidad

<name> passes you a bowl of peanuts. Except instead of peanuts, it's candy.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> hurls an empty beer bottle from of your hat, dealing X damage. You Owe Five Meat For The Deposit, it calls down to your opponent.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> pitches an empty whiskey bottle over your shoulder, hitting your opponent for X damage and just barely missing your ear.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

• With wax lips equipped:
  

Notes

• After combat, the Robortender will sometimes drop cocktailcrafting ingredients, based on the monster's phylum. Beasts, Constructs, Dudes and Undead drop basic bottles of booze. Other ingredients are shown in the table below.
• Five times a day, you can give the Robortender a drink mixed from its ingredients. This gives it an additional bonus for the day, as shown in the table.
• When being given a drink from inventory:

  • "I Am Much Obliged," <name> says, pouring the cocktail into a funnel on its chest.

    "I Do Not Mind If I Do," <name> says as it accepts the cocktail and pours it into a funnel on its chest.

    "One Should Never Drink Alone, After All," <name> comments, pouring the cocktail down a funnel on its front panel.

    "That's Very Kind Of You, Sir Or Madam," <name> says, dumping the cocktail into its front panel.

    "The More The Merrier, Am I Not Correct?" <name> says, and pours the drink into its chest tank.

• When being given a drink from inventory, that it has already been given today:

  • It looks like your Robortender doesn't want another of those today.

• When being given a drink from inventory, after haven been given five drinks today:

  • It looks like your Robortender has had enough for the day.

Booze Drops

Type	Item	Basic Booze	Weak Booze	Weak Effect	Weak Robortender Ability	Mixer	Strong Booze	Strong Effect	Strong Robortender Ability
Beasts	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Bugs	pickled grasshopper	bottle of tequila	literal grasshopper	+50% Initiative	???	olive	eighth plague	+100% Initiative	+5 muscle substats per combat
Constellations	bottle of anís	bottle of tequila	double entendre	Maximum MP +50%	???	lemon	single entendre	Maximum MP +100%	???
Constructs	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Demons	bottle of novelty hot sauce	bottle of rum	Phlegethon	+20 Hot Damage +20 Damage to Hot Spells	???	orange	reverse Tantalus	+40 Hot Damage +40 Damage to Hot Spells	???
Dudes	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Elementals	elemental sugarcube	bottle of vodka	Siberian sunrise	Mysticality +20	???	grapefruit	elemental caipiroska	Mysticality +40	Deals Cold Damage during combat.
Elves	peppermint sprig	boxed wine	mentholated wine	+5 to Familiar Weight	???	orange	Feliz Navidad	+5 to Familiar Weight	Grants random Candy sometimes after combat
Fish	bottle of clam juice	bottle of vodka	low tide martini	+5 Fishing Skill	???	olive	Bloody Nora	+10 Fishing Skill	Familiar can breathe underwater
Goblins	cocktail mushroom	bottle of gin	shroomtini	+25% Item Drops from Monsters	Gain moxie at end of combat	olive	moreltini	+50% Item Drops from Monsters	+5 moxie substats per combat
Hippies	shot of granola liqueur	bottle of rum	morning dew	+20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells	???	soda water	hell in a bucket	+40 Stench Damage +40 Damage to Stench Spells	Gives MP after combat
Hobos	can of cherry-flavored sterno	bottle of whiskey	whiskey squeeze	+10 Hobo Power	???	orange	Newark	+10 Hobo Power	Grants items from I Refuse! sometimes after combat
Horrors	lump of black ichor	bottle of whiskey	great old fashioned	+20 Spooky Damage +20 Damage to Spooky Spells	Deals Spooky Damage damage during combat.	strawberry	R'lyeh	+40 Spooky Damage +40 Damage to Spooky Spells	Deals Spooky Damage damage during combat.
Humanoids	bottle of gregnadigne	boxed wine	Gnomish sagngria	Muscle +20	???	strawberry	Gnollish sangria	Muscle +40	Deals physical damage during combat.
Mer-Kin	bottle of Crème de Fugu	bottle of vodka	vodka stinger	So-so Hot Resistance (+2) So-so Cold Resistance (+2) So-so Stench Resistance (+2) So-so Spooky Resistance (+2) So-so Sleaze Resistance (+2)	???	lemon	vodka barracuda	Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4) Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4) Stupendous Spooky Resistance (+4) Stupendous Sleaze Resistance (+4)	???
Orcs	baby oil shooter	bottle of tequila	extremely slippery nipple	+20 Sleaze Damage +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells	???	soda water	Mysterious Island iced tea	+40 Sleaze Damage +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells	Gives HP after combat
Penguins	fish head	boxed wine	piscatini	+20 Cold Damage +20 Damage to Cold Spells	???	grapefruit	drive-by shooting	+40 Cold Damage +40 Damage to Cold Spells	???
Pirates	limepatch	bottle of rum	Churchill	Moxie +20	???	grapefruit	gunner's daughter	Moxie +40	Deals Sleaze Damage during combat.
Plants	pile of dirt	bottle of whiskey	soilzerac	+50% Meat from Monsters	???	lemon	dirt julep	+100% Meat from Monsters	+5 mysticality substats per combat
Slimes	slime shooter	bottle of gin	London frog	Maximum HP +100%	???	strawberry	Simepore slime	Maximum HP +200%	Blocks opponent, like a potato.
Undead	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Weird	imaginary lemon	bottle of gin	nothingtini	+20 to Monster Level	???	soda water	Phil Collins	+40 to Monster Level	Delevels by (weight/2) before every combat.