Robortender

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Robortender
Robot bartender mixes cocktails and starts fights. What more do you need?

Improves meat drops, grants PvP fights, discovers new cocktail ingredients... and more?

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Ability: Drops cocktail ingredients that make drinks, drinks the drinks it makes for bonuses, Leprechaun that grants PvP fights

Throne/Bjorn: +20% Meat from Monsters, attacks enemies

Hatchling: unpowered Robortender

Familiar-Specific Equipment: toggle switch (Bartend), toggle switch (Bounce)

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• After Combat, granting meat:

  <name> berates your fallen adversary for not tipping, and checks their pockets.

  <name> fishes some meat out of your foe's pockets, and puts it in his tip jar.

  <name> polishes a glass while winking at you.

  <name> winks at you with a click like a camera shutter.

• After Combat, granting PvP Fights:

  <name> teaches you some old bouncer tricks that might come in handy in PvP.

• After Combat, giving drinks:

  "Allow Me To Recommend A Local Specialty," <name> says, and hands you a <something>.

  "Fighting Works Up A Real Thirst," <name> comments, and hands you a <something>.

  "Freshen Your Drink, Sir or Madam?" <name> queries, handing you a <something>.

  "Have One For The Road," <name> suggests, and gives you a <something>.

  "I Hope I Am Not Enabling Any Addictions You Might Have," <name> says as it gives you a <something>.

  "It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere," <name> says as it hands you a<something>.

  "Perhaps You Would Enjoy A Drink Relevant To The Current Circumstances," <name> says, and gives you a <something>.

  "This Reminds Me Of A Classic Recipe," <name> says as it gives you a <something>.

  "Why Not Celebrate The Occasion With A Drink?" <name> says, offering you a <something>.

  "Why Not Try A Popular Local Recipe?" <name> says as it hands you a <something>.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• After combat, giving mixers:

  <name> practices a complex cocktail juggling move. You catch a <something> as it whizzes past your face.

  <name> gives you a thumbs-up with a special thumb attachment it has for the purpose, and tosses you a <something>.

  "Have One On The House," <name> says, handing you a glass. Which is empty except for a <something>.

  "Please Enjoy A Complimentary Snack," <name> says, handing you a <something>.

  "How About This Weather We're Having, Eh?" <name> says, handing you a <something> for some reason.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• At start of combat, after drinking nothingtini or Phil Collins:

  <name> cracks his knuckles -- or at least, it makes that gesture while knuckle_crack.mp3 plays from its internal speakers. Your foe seems a little nervous.

  <name> gets your opponent in a half-nelson and says "Unruly Patrons Will Be Forcibly Ejected."

Monster attack power reduced by X

Monster defense reduced by X

• During combat, after drinking great old fashioned or R'lyeh:

  <name> shows your opponent a 6000-meat bar tab, causing X%^[sic] points of shock and alarm.

  <name> startles your opponent with a novelty skull-shaped tiki glass, causing X%^[sic] damage.

• During combat, after drinking Churchill or gunner's daughter:

  <name> asks your opponent if they'd like a "Slippery Nipple", and they get X%^[sic] points worth of flustered.

  <name> offers your opponent a "Sex on the Beach", and they take X%^[sic] damage from embarrassment.

• During combat, after drinking Phlegethon or reverse Tantalus:

  <name> lights a shot of cheap whiskey on fire and chucks it at your opponent, causing X%^[sic] damage.

  <name> lights your opponent on fire with a crème brûlée torch, causing X%^[sic] damage.

• During combat, after drinking vodka stinger or vodka barracuda

  <name> splashes your opponent with the bucket that leftover half-full glasses get emptied into. They take X%^[sic] damage.

  <name> whips a mouldering old bar towel at your foe, causing X%^[sic] damage to their sinuses.

• During combat, after drinking Siberian sunrise or elemental caipiroska

  <name> dumps a tumbler-full of ice cubes down the back of your foe's trousers (or whatever), causing X%^[sic] damage.

  <name> hoses your opponent down with ice-cold soda water for X%^[sic] damage.

• During combat, after drinking Gnomish sagngria or Gnollish sangria

  <name> offers your opponent a free shot -- to the gonads, for X%^[sic] damage.

  <name> pitches an empty beer bottle at your opponent's head. Its aim is impeccable, and results in X%^[sic] damage.

• During combat, after drinking London frog or Simepore slime

  <name> distracts your opponent with a spray from its soda gun.

  <name> distracts your opponent with the offer of a free beer.

• After combat, after drinking eighth plague or literal grasshopper

  <name> wipes your brow with a bar towel and gives your shoulders a quick rub before sending you back into the ring.

  <name> mixes you up a quick protein shake.

You gain X Strongness.

• After combat, after drinking soilzerac or dirt julep

  <name> gives you some sage advice. Or rather bartender advice, which is pretty similar.

  <name> offers you some homespun wisdom gleaned from years of bartending. It's pretty good.

You gain X Wizardliness.

• After combat, after drinking shroomtini or moreltini:

  <name> teaches you some smooth pick-up lines.

  <name> tells you a joke, which is too dirty to relate here but it's really funny, trust me.

You gain X Smarm.

• After combat, after drinking morning dew or hell in a bucket

  <name> passes you a glass of soda water. "It Is Important To Stay Hydrated."

You gain X Mana Points.

• After combat, after drinking extremely slippery nipple or Mysterious Island iced tea:

  <name> passes you a free shot of something green, which turns out to be aloe. Blech. But also ahhh.

  <name> passes you a shot glass full of bandaids.

  <name> pours you a shot of red potion.

You gain X hit points.

• After combat, after drinking whiskey squeeze or Newark:

  "I Believe You Dropped This, Sir/Madam," <name>, handing you something.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• After combat, after drinking mentholated wine or Feliz Navidad:

  <name> passes you a bowl of peanuts. Except instead of peanuts, it's candy.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• After combat, after drinking double entendre or single entendre:

  <name> does an elaborate bottle-juggling routine.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> hurls an empty beer bottle from of your hat, dealing X damage. You Owe Five Meat For The Deposit, it calls down to your opponent.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> pitches an empty whiskey bottle over your shoulder, hitting your opponent for X damage and just barely missing your ear.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> tips his Tam to you and gives you an extra-broad wink.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> does a merry (though clanky) jig around the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> gives you a smile with the wax lips pasted to its front panel.

Notes

• After combat, the Robortender will sometimes drop cocktailcrafting ingredients, based on the monster's phylum. Beasts, Constructs, Dudes and Undead drop basic bottles of booze. Other ingredients are shown in the table below.
• Five times a day, you can give the Robortender a drink mixed from its ingredients. This gives it an additional bonus for the day, as shown in the table.
• When being given a drink from inventory:

  "I Am Much Obliged," <name> says, pouring the cocktail into a funnel on its chest.

  "I Do Not Mind If I Do," <name> says as it accepts the cocktail and pours it into a funnel on its chest.

  "One Should Never Drink Alone, After All," <name> comments, pouring the cocktail down a funnel on its front panel.

  "That's Very Kind Of You, Sir Or Madam," <name> says, dumping the cocktail into its front panel.

  "The More The Merrier, Am I Not Correct?" <name> says, and pours the drink into its chest tank.

• When being given a drink from inventory, that it has already been given today:

  • It looks like your Robortender doesn't want another of those today.

• When being given a drink from inventory, after haven been given five drinks today:

  • It looks like your Robortender has had enough for the day.

• When being given a non-drink item:

  • That's not something you can give to your Robortender.

Booze Drops

Type	Item	Basic Booze	Weak Booze	Weak Effect	Weak Robortender Ability	Mixer	Strong Booze	Strong Effect	Strong Robortender Ability
Beasts	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Bugs	pickled grasshopper	bottle of tequila	literal grasshopper	Wings of the Grasshopper (+50% Initiative)	+3 muscle substats per combat	olive	eighth plague	Wings of the Dragonfly (+100% Initiative)	+5 muscle substats per combat
Constellations	bottle of anís	bottle of tequila	double entendre	Space Cadet (Maximum MP +50%)	Increases item drops like a Fairy with 0.5x weight	lemon	single entendre	Pounded by the Actual Stars (Maximum MP +100%)	Increases item drops like a Fairy with 1.0x weight
Constructs	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Demons	bottle of novelty hot sauce	bottle of rum	Phlegethon	Flambé-a-thon (+20 Hot Damage, +20 Damage to Hot Spells)	???	orange	reverse Tantalus	It Is So Hot In Your Guts, So So Hot (+40 Hot Damage, +40 Damage to Hot Spells)	Deals Hot Damage during combat.
Dudes	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Elementals	elemental sugarcube	bottle of vodka	Siberian sunrise	Sugar, Hello (Mysticality +20)	???	grapefruit	elemental caipiroska	Magically Delicious (Mysticality +40)	Deals Cold Damage during combat.
Elves	peppermint sprig	boxed wine	mentholated wine	Christmessy (+5 to Familiar Weight)	Grants random Candy occasionally after combat	orange	Feliz Navidad	Wassailing You (+5 to Familiar Weight)	Grants random Candy more often after combat
Fish	bottle of clam juice	bottle of vodka	low tide martini	Floundering (+5 Fishing Skill)	Familiar can breathe underwater	olive	Bloody Nora	Fishtacular Vernacular (+10 Fishing Skill)	Familiar can breathe underwater +10 to Familiar weight underwater
Goblins	cocktail mushroom	bottle of gin	shroomtini	Mushroom Samba (+25% Item Drops from Monsters)	+3 moxie substats per combat	olive	moreltini	Truffle Tango (+50% Item Drops from Monsters)	+5 moxie substats per combat
Hippies	shot of granola liqueur	bottle of rum	morning dew	Granolarrrgh (+20 Stench Damage, +20 Damage to Stench Spells)	???	soda water	hell in a bucket	Hell ib a Hambasked (+40 Stench Damage, +40 Damage to Stench Spells)	Gives MP after combat
Hobos	can of cherry-flavored sterno	bottle of whiskey	whiskey squeeze	Hobo Powers Activate! (+10 Hobo Power)	Grants items from I Refuse! occasionally after combat	orange	Newark	Hobo Powering Up! (+10 Hobo Power)	Grants items from I Refuse! more often after combat
Horrors	lump of black ichor	bottle of whiskey	great old fashioned	Creepin' Up on You (+20 Spooky Damage, +20 Damage to Spooky Spells)	Deals Spooky Damage damage during combat.	strawberry	R'lyeh	The Effect Man Was Not Meant to Have (+40 Spooky Damage, +40 Damage to Spooky Spells)	Deals Spooky Damage damage during combat.
Humanoids	bottle of gregnadigne	boxed wine	Gnomish sagngria	Stregngth of the Gnome (Muscle +20)	Deals (weight/2 to weight) physical damage during combat.	strawberry	Gnollish sangria	Strength of the Gnoll (Muscle +40)	Deals (weight to 2*weight) physical damage during combat.
Mer-Kin	bottle of Crème de Fugu	bottle of vodka	vodka stinger	Mer-kindliness (So-so (+2) Resistance to all elements)	???	lemon	vodka barracuda	Mer-kinkiness (Stupendous (+4) Resistance to all elements)	Deals Stench Damage during combat.
Orcs	baby oil shooter	bottle of tequila	extremely slippery nipple	Slippery Tongue (+20 Sleaze Damage, +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells)	???	soda water	Mysterious Island iced tea	Orcmouth (+40 Sleaze Damage, +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells)	Gives HP after combat
Penguins	fish head	boxed wine	piscatini	You Drank Fish Wine (+20 Cold Damage, +20 Damage to Cold Spells)	Increases meat drops like a Leprechaun with 0.5x weight	grapefruit	drive-by shooting	Drive-By Shot (+40 Cold Damage, +40 Damage to Cold Spells)	Increases meat drops like a Leprechaun with 1.0x weight
Pirates	limepatch	bottle of rum	Churchill	Big Ol' Glass of Rum (Moxie +20)	???	grapefruit	gunner's daughter	Kissed the Gunner's Daughter (Moxie +40)	Deals Sleaze Damage during combat.
Plants	pile of dirt	bottle of whiskey	soilzerac	Here's Mud in Your Eye (+50% Meat from Monsters)	+3 mysticality substats per combat	lemon	dirt julep	Here's Some More Mud in Your Eye (+100% Meat from Monsters)	+5 mysticality substats per combat
Slimes	slime shooter	bottle of gin	London frog	Slime Time (Maximum HP +100%)	???	strawberry	Simepore slime	The Secret of the Ooze (Maximum HP +200%)	Blocks opponent, like a potato.
Undead	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Weird	imaginary lemon	bottle of gin	nothingtini	Nothing Happened (+20 to Monster Level)	Delevels by (weight/2) on some combats.	soda water	Phil Collins	Hello, I Must Be Going (+40 to Monster Level)	Delevels by (weight/2) before every combat.