Saboteur elf
| Saboteur elf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 895 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie-5 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle-5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | elven cellocello, elven suicide capsule |
| Quest | elf resistance button |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a saboteur elfAs you patrol the assembly lines of toy-making elves, you think you see a skimask-clad elf crawling under the conveyor belts tying all of the elves' shoes together. What can it be? Is it a mirage? You reach under to grab him, but he leaps out the other side, pulls a screwdriver from between his teeth, and launches himself at you. Listen, all of y'all, it's sabotage!
Hit Message(s):
He pours sugar in your gas tank. It's surprisingly painful. Ooh! Ow! Eek! Eek! Argh! Argh!
He leaps backward, and you lunge after him, only to fall flat on your face. Man, he tied your shoes together and you're barefoot. That elf is freakin' spooky. Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
He cuts your brake lines. Oh, that was your carotid artery. My bad. Eek! Argh! Argh! Ow! Ow! Argh!
He inserts his screwdriver into your navel and twists to the left. Your butt falls off. Argh! Oof! Oof! Argh! Ow! Argh!
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He tries to loosen your screws, but you've always had a couple of screws loose.
He tries to pour sugar in your gas tank, but you ask him to put it on your tongue, instead.
He tries to cut your brake lines, but you don't have any brake lines.
He tries to sabotage your chances of living a productive, normal life, but fate already had that one covered.
not known
References
- The opening message is a reference to the song Sabotage.
