Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton

You're fighting Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton

   You hear a soft "ahem" behind you, and turn to see a skeleton butler, wrapped in the shreds of what used to be an impeccably pressed tuxedo. He bows stiffly, then addresses you in unctuous tones:

   "Greetings, sir. I am Skelter Butleton, the former butler to Lord Spookyraven. I've ironed your newspaper, shined your shoes, and tidied up the ballroom. I'd like to beat you within an inch of your life now, if that is at all convenient."

   You start to tell him that it's really not at all convenient, but it's too late -- he's already inching toward you, bony fists at the ready.

You get the jump on him.

You're fighting Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton

You're fighting Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton

You shout, "DUCK!" and smack him with the duck-on-a-string. You both enjoy a good laugh, as he takes 174 (+10) (+20) damage. ZAP! SOCKO! KERBLAM! ZOT! WHAM! POW! BARF! BOOF! ZOT! WHACK!

He tries to head-butt you, but apparently is a lousy head-buttler.

You hit him for 168 (+10) (+20) damage. WHACK! BOOF! WHACK! POW! KAPOW! WHACK! BOOF! BIFF! WHACK! ZOT!

You win the fight!

443.2 Q34 - Salvage and Treasure does a little fairy dance. You acquire an item: silver shrimp fork

You gain 7 Muscleboundness. You gain 21 Mysteriousness. You gain 12 Cheek. You gain a Moxie point!