Bastille Battalion
| Walk Away |
You open the hatch and crawl outside. The air smells good after so much time stewing in your own gamer-funk.
Occurs when using a Bastille Battalion control rig. Takes you to a control panel when you can play the mini-game Bastille Battalion. The objective of the mini-game is to collect cheese curds over a number of "matches" played against an opposing castle. Each match consists of 2 building/collecting turns followed by a face-off turn. Matches continue until you lose a face-off with the opposing castle.
After losing a face-off, the game ends and you are given the opportunity to "lock-in" your score. You are allowed to play 5 games per day, but you can only "lock-in" your score once per day. When locking in your score, you are given rewards, which seems to be governed by the number of cheese curds you were able to collect during the game you locked in.
The rewards of locking in a score appear to be controlled by 4 selectors surrounding the main play area.
| Barbican selector (upper left) | Results |
|---|---|
| Barbarian Barbecue | Mysticality experience |
| Babar | Muscle experience |
| Barbershop | Moxie experience |
| Drawbridge style selector (upper right) | Results |
|---|---|
| Draftsman | Draftsman's driving gloves |
| Art Nouveau | Nouveau nosering |
| Brutalist | Brutal brogues |
| Moat contents selector (lower left) | Results |
|---|---|
| Sharks | sharkfin gumbo |
| Lava | boiling broth |
| Truth Serum | interrogative elixir |
| Murder hole selector (lower right) | Results |
|---|---|
| Gesture | Bastille Braggadocio (100 turns) |
| Cannon | Bastille Budgeteer (100 turns) |
| Catapult | Bastille Bourgeoisie (100 turns) |
