Bastille Battalion (Master of None)
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Choice adventure number: 1314
Bastille Battalion (Master of None)
Turn #X
<Landscape text>. <Bird text>. <Wind text>.
According to your scanners, the nearest enemy castle is <name>, a <castle>.
| Try to improve your offensive capabilities |
| Focus on defense |
| Look for cheese |
Occurs after starting a game of Bastille Battalion
Notes
- Landscape text is one of:
- The quaint rooftops of a quiet village dot the valley below you
- You dominate the horizon near a steep river gorge
- You look idyllic near a beautiful waterfall
- Bird text is one of:
- Birds wheel through the cloudless sky
- The shrieking of seagulls nearly drowns out the cries of the prisoners in your dungeon
- Wind text is one of:
- A brisk wind whistles through your portcullis
- A herd of wild antelope stop to drink at a nearby watering hole
- A light breeze blows across your battlements
- Castle names and images depend of the castle type. The type is one of:
- an avant-garde art castle
- Jet Light
- a boring, run-of-the-mill castle
- Niles the Tame
- a dark and menacing citadel
- Inhumane Shortsword
- a fortress that puts the 'fort' in 'fortified'
- Merrill the Impenetrable
- Nicky the Dense
- an imposing military fortress
- Private Lum
- a sprawling chateau
- Jürgen the Elephantine
- Large Maggie
- an avant-garde art castle
