Spaghetti Elemental (The Nemesis' Lair)

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Spaghetti Elemental
Monster ID 874
Locations The Nemesis' Lair (Pastamancer)
Hit Points 220
Attack 170
Defense 153
No-Hit 180
Initiative 80
Meat None
Phylum elemental
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, noodle
Drops Angelhair Culottes
Manuel Entry
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Spaghetti Elemental You're fighting the Spaghetti Elemental

With a flash of light and a burst of thunder, the Spaghetti Elemental (what is that thing's name, anyway? Does it even have one?) appears above the altar. The cultists all scream and fall to their knees, grovelling before their master.

"Since I obviously cannot count on you wretches to kill one miserable interloper," the voice screeches across your brain, and those of the cultists shivering and cowering on the floor, "I suppose I will have to do it myself!"

"I don't know how you managed to acquire this much power, aberration," you shout, "or what exactly your agenda is, or even how I managed to get saddled with this responsibility, really... but I'm putting a stop to this right now!"

The horrible creature laughs, a sound like tearing leather echoing in your skull. "Put a stop to this? To me? My rise to power is inexorable, Pastamancer. I will destroy -- utterly -- all those who toy with the fabric of the Noodleverse. And you shall go down in history as the first to feel my wrath."

Hit Message(s):

It howls loudly while flailing at your face. The combination of burst eardrums and lots of tiny welts makes for a singularly unpleasant experience.

The Spaghetti Elemental wraps its noodles around your throat and chokes a significant portion of the life out of you.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It whips you with one of its noodles, but it turns out that being whipped with a noodle isn't particularly painful.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Upon Defeat:

You cover your ears, wincing, as the spaghetti elemental shrieks in pain and frustration. All around, his cultists writhe on the floor, screaming (except for one poor guy whose head explodes. It makes a noise like "blurst!" Pretty gross.)
The altar grinds aside revealing a shaft down into the darkness, and your Nemesis quickly drops out of sight.
You take a moment to brush skull fragments off of your pants and look around before giving chase; a secret compartment in the side of the altar proves to hold something interesting:
You acquire an item: Angelhair Culottes (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair as a Pastamancer