Spidercow
| Spidercow | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1915 |
| Locations | Investigating a Plaintive Telegram |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, leg |
| Drops | spidercow eye-cluster |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a spidercowThis horrifying monstrosity is made partly of cow bones and party of the bones of the soldiers Daisy killed when she took over this fort. You should put them to rest. It's what they would have wanted. The soldiers, not the cows. The cows would probably have wanted grass.
Hit Message(s):
The spidercow gores you, by which I mean blood and guts go everywhere. Argh! Argh! Argh!
The spidercow kicks you in the shoulder. And the neck. And the skull. Ouch! Eek! Ugh!
The spidercow rams you with its horns. Eight legs let it build up quite a head of steam. Oof! Ooh! Ugh!
The spidercow does the most amazing and horrifying staccato tap-dance on your now-mangled body. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ugh! Eek!
The spidercow starts to attack you, but can't seem to decide which legs to use.
The spidercow tries to gore you, but you get behind it and it has trouble getting its legs organized for turning around.
The spidercow tries to kick you, but you dodge. And dodge. And dodge.
The spidercow tries to charge you, but gets momentarily confused about having twice the usual number of legs. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: spidercow eye-cluster (% chance)* |
Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.
Notes
- The introductory text varies depending on the quest:
- Missing Pioneer Daughter:
- This horrifying monstrosity is made partly of cow bones and party of the bones of the soldiers Daisy killed when she took over this fort. You should put them to rest. It's what they would have wanted. The soldiers, not the cows. The cows would probably have wanted grass.
