Beast with X Eyes
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The stairway to the next room is obscured by a great shambling thing -- The Beast with n Eyes!
The Beast blinks at you, pinching your <arse> between its powerful eyelids. Eek! Oof! Ugh!
The Beast reaches up with a pseudopod, picks a chunk of crud from the corner of one of its eyes, and throws it at you. You Moxiously step out of the way, and the chunk of crud bounces harmlessly off the dungeon wall.
It tries to crush your <arse> between its eyelids, but you deftly slip away at the last minute.
Occurs in Fernswarthy's Basement.
Notes
- n is a number that increases in a non-uniform manner as you get deeper into the basement.
- The button that initiates battle with the Beast with n eyes reads "Commence to pokin'". This may be a reference to the character Jiggle-belly on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, he spouts "Commence to jigglin'!" before doing a silly dance.