
square CRIMBCOOKIE
This is a Crimbo cookie from CRIMBCO, your inoffensively festive corporate conglomerate. Actually, CRIMBCO suggests you refer to Crimbo as "the holiday," or "the CRIMBCO-sponsored holiday." That way, even those who don't believe in Crimbo magic can be included in forking over shovelfuls of meat to CRIMBCO.
CRIMBCO went through several designs for this cookie, rejecting bugbear-shaped as offensive to vegetarians, man-shaped as sexist, and elf-shaped as disturbingly cannibalistic. They finally settled on simple, inoffensive, blandly serviceable geometric shapes.
Type: food (awesome)
Size: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
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In-game plural:
square CRIMBCOOKIEs)
Obtained From
- Advent Calendar (2010)
- Stores
- Chez Snootée (sometimes) (300 Meat)
When Consumed
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You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round.
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(You gain 2 Fullness.)
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You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round.
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These things taste especially good dipped in goat's milk!
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(You gain 2 Fullness.)
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References
Collection
- 🥇: Tiny Plastic Grimmy (#1071066) - 1,923
- 🥈: YankaTexee (#1315664) - 1,705
- 🥉: hotdeth (#1722417) - 1,109
- #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 756
- #5: Nachtmahr (#1739761) - 302
- #6: Mystic_Potato (#154601) - 185
- #7: suicidalsue (#1206687) - 174
- #8: Skent (#1076753) - 107
- #9: Nikademus (#95105) - 105
- #10: caducus (#2152206) - 100
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