T-9000

T-9000
Monster ID	1641
Locations	The Post-Mall
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+10
Defense	Player's Muscle+10
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	tarnished bottlecap, TI-9000 calculator
Manuel	spray chrome
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a T-9000

In the horrible dystopian future, robots have no shame. They walk around crushing skulls unapologetically, they don't bother to clothe their naked skeletons, and they're constantly finishing peoples sentences and correcting their grammar in public.

Hit Message(s):

It says "Chill out, DICKY23" and shoots you in the kneecap. Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Argh!

It says "I need your clothes, your AMOUR, and your motorcycle." Then it shoots you in the elbow before you can even argue. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ow!

It says "Prepare to sense HOJU7437. The data will be perceptible to you as pain." Then it shoots you in the knee. Eek! Ooh! Oof! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

The T-9000 says "I'll be BAAL" and then leaves for a few minutes.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: tarnished bottlecap (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: TI-9000 calculator (?% chance)*

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Occurs at The Post-Mall.