Ted Schwartz, Master Thief

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Ted Schwartz, Master Thief You're fighting Ted Schwartz, Master Thief

You hold the warrant aloft. "Ted Schwartz?" you say, in as authoritarian a voice as you can muster.

"No! I mean, yes, but... No, I... What is this? Who told you my name"

"Mr. Schwartz, you're under arrest."

"Have you considered the alternative, which is me stabbing you?"

Hit Message(s):

He cuts you from <nipple> to <nipple> with one knife, and from <nipple> to <nipple> with the other. Ow! Ooh! Eek!

He throws one knife at your <nipple> while stabbing you in the <nipple> with the other one. Ooh! Ow! Eek!

He stabs you in both the <nipple> and the <nipple>. Ugh! Eek! Ow!

He slices you open from <nipple> to <nipple>. Eek! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He stabs you in both the <nipple> and the <nipple>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: Master Thief's utility belt (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Master Thief's Chalet.

Notes

  • Can't be hit with regular attacks:
The Master Thief is way too fast for you to hit with regular attacks.
  • Always hits for 20% of your max HP (not affected by damage reduction/absorption).
  • Immune to stuns and staggers.
  • This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.

History

  • For a short period of time after Lyle opened his Monorail Station, this boss was fightable as a enemy by choosing to ride the rail, then fight a hippy.