That time you screwed everything up like a complete idiot
| That time you screwed everything up like a complete idiot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1997 |
| Locations | Your Guts Chakra, Your Nipple Chakra, Your Nose Chakra |
| Hit Points | 75% of Player's Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie-1 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle-1 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | eyebrow, goop, tentacle |
| Drops | negative lump, negative lump |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting that time you screwed everything up like a complete idiotOh god, you really made a total mess of things, huh? What a moron. Let's play that scene out again in precise technicolor detail.
Hit Message(s):
If only you had cut the blue wire! The red wire, seriously? It's never the red wire! Ow! Ow! Eek!
Yeah generally it is I before E, but not after C you fool! How could you forget this most basic thing! Now they're all dead! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
Of course she didn't really want to know the truth, you moron! Nobody ever wants to be told their ass looks fat! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Eek!
Oh god oh god what if one of the children on that bus would have grown up to be the next pope or something? (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Ooh!
Look, calm down. Hindsight is 20/20, right? Nobody could possibly have expected you to know about the mayor's pacemaker.
not known
 | You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
Occurs at Your Guts Chakra.
