Your Nipple Chakra

Your Nipple Chakra
Your Nipple Chakra
Zone Num	485
Location	A Meditation Mat
Unlocks	Crimbo 2016
Recom Stat
Combat %	100
ML
Terrain	indoor
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A primary stat of is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

(It is recommended that you have at least <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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that time you screwed everything up like a complete idiot -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: negative lump, negative lump Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie-1 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie-1 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle-1 Hit Points: 75% of Player's Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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the realization that everyone you love will die someday -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: chakra sludge, negative lump Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+3 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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what you totally should have said that one time -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: negative lump Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie Monster Defense: Player's Muscle Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

Notes

• Your Nipple Chakra starts at 0% clean. Each monster defeated increases your cleanliness by 1%.
• Message received when Your Nipple Chakra reaches 100% clean:

As you sweep away the last of the spiritual muck from your Nipple chakra, it shines with a clear, verdant green light. You feel its warm energy beaming downward, linking with your Liver chakra and from there to the rest. You breathe deeply, feeling very calm and centered, and spiritually connected to all other life. Via, I guess, your nipples? This seems like something that might get real weird if you start thinking about it in too much detail, so maybe it's best to just report back to Knows About Chakras. Unless you want to hang around and farm bad vibes for a while longer.