The realization that everyone you love will die someday
| The realization that everyone you love will die someday | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1994 |
| Locations | Your Liver Chakra, Your Nipple Chakra |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | eyebrow, goop, tentacle |
| Drops | chakra sludge, negative lump |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the realization that everyone you love will die somedayI wonder how they'll die? What would you even do without them? You'll be all alone! Oh my god, what if someone asks you to speak at the funeral?
Hit Message(s):
You imagine your life entirely alone, with nobody to talk to except total strangers. You start to break out in a cold sweat. (Alternately, if you like talking to strangers, you imagine that all of them refuse to talk to you.) Ugh! Ow! Ouch!
You start thinking about all your favorite people, in turn, and all the times you were kind of a dick to each of them. Oof! Ouch! Eek!
Oh man wait -- you're going to die someday too! What will they say at your funeral? What if nobody comes to the funeral?? (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Argh! Eek!
You calmly remind yourself that most of your friends are roughly your own age, and though they will all eventually die, it's unlikely that you'll be the last one left. ...That's a little better, right?
You calm yourself down by resolving to throw a sick party for all your best buds and just generally have an awesome time in the present instead of worrying about the future.
You take a moment to consider the flip side: all the people you hate are going to die too. So there's that at least. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chakra sludge (% chance)* |
Occurs at Your Liver Chakra and Your Nipple Chakra.
References
- This is a reference to a song by The Flaming Lips.
